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Joke of the Day

"the fact that im 29 and buttholes and poop are still really funny to me says more about the staying power of buttholes than it does about me"

"Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer? Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well."

"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"

"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"

"Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them."

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents"

"I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.."

"I won't be getting any sex tonight but I beat level 15 on Bejeweled so its pretty much just as good."

"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"