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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work"

"what's the difference between a black person and a snow tire? ones a person and the other is a tire.... you racist."

"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"

"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."

"The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe."

"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of illegal Mexican fans of Stars Wars? Obi Juan by Juan Kenobi"

"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."

"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."

"My priest has this game... Called ""find the skinflute"". I'm starting to think he's no good cause he hides it the same place every time."