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Joke of the Day
"The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe."
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"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"
"Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee."
"Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!"
"How to be popular on Pokemon Go in New York. Go in a middle of Manhattan while playing Pokemon Go and yell with the top of your lungs; CHARIZARD ,CHARIZARD!!"
"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."
"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."
"What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team? One of them is a bunch of cunning runts"
"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."
"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"