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Joke of the Day
"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."
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"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"
"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."
"What's the difference between a dilapidated, run down bus stop and a big breasted lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music."
"How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside."