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Joke of the Day
"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."
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"When a woman is in labor... When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold. :}"
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"Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug"
"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."