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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."
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"A Jewish kid asks his dad... A Jewish kid asks his dad one day, ""Dad, I need five dollars."" His father replies, ""Four dollars? What the hell do you need three dollars for?!"""
"he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home"""
"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"
"What do you do to a dead scientist? You Barium"
"Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!"
"My favorite genre on Netflix is ""watch it again"""
"Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true."
"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"
"My dementia keeps getting progressively fruit pants."