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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a black person and a snow tire? ones a person and the other is a tire.... you racist."

"So a seal walks into a club..."

"Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby what's SHAKING!"

"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls til she died"

"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."

"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""

"I'm starting a petition to put Michael Jackson on the twenty dollar bill. Actually he would probably prefer to be on the tens."

"I won't get a girl pregnant because I only have sex at night, when my sperm is asleep."

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline."