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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of illegal Mexican fans of Stars Wars? Obi Juan by Juan Kenobi"

"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"

"What do you do if an Elephant comes through your window? Swim for your life!"

"What do gay guys call hemroids? Speed bumbs."

"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."

"I had a rib removed so I could cry further into my lap"

"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."

"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."

"I guess they are calling One Direction 1D Because thats all they've got between all of them."

"Inception *A van falls into a river* (Duration: 148 minutes)"