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Joke of the Day

"My priest has this game... Called ""find the skinflute"". I'm starting to think he's no good cause he hides it the same place every time."

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"If you open this, you will lose. THE GAME Sorry. EDIT For the newbies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)"

"I haven't been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I'll never forget the last thing she told me... She said ""I don't give blowjobs."" To be honest I haven't looked that hard."

"When my boss asks me if I can ""take a stab at this"", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate."

"Why do crows fly upside down over The Reservations? Cuz even they are tired of giving Indians free shit."

"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"

"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."

"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."