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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"What's the difference between reddit and resturant ? Restaurants have better servers."

"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"

"Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered."

"Why is gravity so weak? Because it doesn't lift"

"Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face."

"My girlfriend keeps mixing up the names of the characters from the X-files. If she does it again, I'm gonna sculder!"

"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"