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Joke of the Day

"How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb? None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it."

"What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? A quack whore."

"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."

"Everyone: Why don't you have kids? *points to dead cactus*"

"Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him? He couldn't handle his boos."

"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."

"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."

"Don't you just hate murderers & people who pronounce ""either"" differently than you do?"

"Whats the worst joke you can play on an American? Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania."

"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"