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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? A quack whore."

"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still, no eye deer."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 13 years!"

"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"

"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."

"Why does the ""forever alone"" keep a beehive next to his bed? Because royal jelly comes in handy... you know, for lowering cholesterol."

"What do you call a black political figure? A *coon*gressman"

"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("