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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin."
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"Doing my weekly Anti-virus scan, my laptop is a slut."
"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."
"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."
"What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants? When you sniff paint, you get high"
"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."
"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate."
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."