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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst joke you can play on an American? Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania."

"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"Yo momma so short and poor... ...that she gotta reach up to touch rock bottom."

"That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg..."

"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."

"If someone says they're going to quit their job to become a stand-up comedian, ... Are you supposed to laugh?"

"Why did the condom cross the road? It was pissed off. :3"

"The star singer of Gangnam Style should invent his own style of fashion/furnishing... He could call it **PSY Chic** ..He *knows* you'd like it."