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Joke of the Day
"Everyone: Why don't you have kids? *points to dead cactus*"
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"Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests? They've got a Taipei personality"
"Why is it always ""I see you drank all the beer today!"" instead of, ""Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."""
"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."
"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."
"If Donald trump and Hilary Clinton both go down on a ship who survives? America that's a no brainer"
"Spent over an Hour at the wife's grave this Morning Bless her, She thinks I'm Digging a Pond."
"Three elephants jump out of a plane. Two hit the ground and one lands in the water! Ba dum tssshhh!"
"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."
"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."