200915
Joke of the Day
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil? A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from /r/funny by request)"
"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest relationship I've had in 2015."
"What do you call a bunch of woman in a tree A country"
"What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar."
"Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling"