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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches."
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"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."
"If you look in your bathroom mirror & say ""Donald Trump"" 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs."
"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."
"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."
"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"
"Dark humor is like food Some people don't get it"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road when it turned into a field."
"Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet."
"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."