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Joke of the Day

"A white man, an arab and an asian walk naked into a bar... ...the bartender yells ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""

"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."

"I think we all know who the big fat loser was tonight... Rosie O'Donnell"

"Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has ""will get in cars with strangers"" in her bio. I'm hiding........"

"I love you -My Dad"

"Want a pudding pop? I don't give a fuck if you want it or not. Stop crying. You're gonna take this motherfucking pudding pop."

"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if ur name was arrghhvjvjvkkrhvy"

"A manual RT is like saying ""Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face. Please...don't ever stop looking at my face..."""

"Yo mama's so fat... Instead of a cartwheel she does a ferriswheel."