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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road when it turned into a field."

"You call them ""cuss words."" I choose to call them ""sentence enhancers."""

"My girlfriend went to Florida She blew his whistle; It went down for real."

"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."

"Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons."

"Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"This one time, a work colleague declared The Avengers to be a better film than The Dark Knight. That was a busy day in HR, I can tell you."

"What does a lonely pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."