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Joke of the Day

"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."

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"There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey."
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"I want to work in salon.. So I can get paid to give facials"
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boy scouts come back from camp."
"If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?"
"You know what we used to call vegetarians? Idiots that couldn't hunt or fish."
"Wanna hear a funny yolk? ""Whats a yolk?"" ""An egg joke!"""
"Well, I just broke my personal best time by wearing a white shirt 13 minutes before getting a stain on it."