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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."

"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can 4/10"

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"

"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."

"What did they name the Chinese remake of ""Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs""? It's Raining Cats and Dogs"

"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."

"If you fail to take over a government... You've really screwed the [putsch.](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/putsch?s=ts)"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."