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Joke of the Day
"I pooped in 8 stores today. New record. 2 of them had restrooms."
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"How do Harry Potter fans flirt? Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)"
"A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, ""first offender?"" She replied, ""No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."""
"Blind Masturbation Championships Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day. No idea where I came."
"It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend ...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease."
"What does the Italian cat say? Cheow!"
"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"
"[OC] What does a blind pessimist say? ""What glass?"""
"What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !"
"FREE IPAD FOR ANSWERING A SIMPLE SURVEY. 1) WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 2) DO YOU OWN WEAPONS? 3) WHEN ARE YOU MOST VULNERABLE? #NIGHTOFTHEFREEIPAD"