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Joke of the Day

"It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend ...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease."

"Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot"

"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"

"Why did the young boat dock before it was ready? Pier Pressure"

"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"

"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."

"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"

"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"

"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"

"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."