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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What does a blind pessimist say? ""What glass?"""
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"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"
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"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."