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Joke of the Day
"Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!"
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"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"
"I'd rather spend my Saturday with the dead arm from '127 Hours' than attend a baby shower."
"I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"
"Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... **Coughs up hairball** Dog: You gonna eat that?"
"I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"""Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed"
"Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond."