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Joke of the Day

"I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first"

"I'd make a joke about mentally handicapped people... But I can't compete with the one God already made"

"What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? A Buffa-Loan!"

"It is odd, isn't it, that to get rid of penis enhancement emails .. .. I have to send them to the Junk box."

"R/jokes Is the place you go when you wanna be put down by a bunch of assholes"

"My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here."

"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."

"I found my Dad's old porn stash I had no idea he was in so many movies."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he'll eat for a lifetime."

"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."