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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"

"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."

"What's the definition of a period? A bloody waste of fucking time."

"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."

"How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back? Because they will be at your funeral in spirit"

"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"Question everything. Or should you?"