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Joke of the Day
"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."
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"Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker."
"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."
"What is a Barefooted Locksmith's favorite drink? Sake. (sock-key)"
"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."
"[job interview] ""Why should I hire you?"" ""Because I have pictures of you with a goat?"""
"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."
"Milky Way is Snicker's nut-less, gay little brother."
"What's the difference between Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck."