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Joke of the Day

"Milky Way is Snicker's nut-less, gay little brother."

"How do you make one girl disappear? ..just add a G and now she's gone."

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"

"What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived? He wet his plants."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."

"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."

"Slipped on black ice today, I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I stood up, my wallet was gone."

"What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora] ""M'dea."""

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."

"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."