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Joke of the Day
"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."
Next Joke
"What am I? What has six tits and three teeth? The night shift at the Waffle House."
"What did transferred epithet tell hyperbole? Calm your tits, bro"
"I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair."
"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."
"What does a feminist and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
"You think you know all about fractions... But you don't know the half of it."
"The US Defense budget is 40x bigger than NASA's. It's surprising we actually went to the moon instead of blowing it up."
"Scientists just announced the discovery of another planet in our solar system They're calling it Plu-two"
"In the final analysis, why did Yu do better than Hu? Hu died and left Yu king. Wait a minute - how can you so sure about what's after death? Who died and left you king? Isn't that what I just said?"