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Joke of the Day
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
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"What did Silicon say to Germenaium ? Got dope ?"
"Why can't Edward leave Russia? He's Snowden."
"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."
"Doctors have discovered a new strain of ebola in Israel They have appropriately named it Heebola."
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"
"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."
"Manute Bol walks into a bar And says ""The highballs are on me!"""
"The only thing worse than girls going after the ""Bad Boy"" is today's perception of what a Bad Boy is."
"When they start with the punchline. How do you know if your friend is a bad comedian?"