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Joke of the Day
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
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"[robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks ""But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"""
"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."
"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."
"Some day, Canada will take over the world. And then we'll all be sorry."
"*rubs magic lamp, genie appears* I wish for World peace. Genie: Can't do it. Million dollars? Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume."
"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."
"Oh, it's your ""birthday month?"" That's nice, grown adult. I hope you don't survive it."
"My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night. Another day, another Dawn"
"Cop: You look pretty beat up, how many attackers did you say there was? [flashback to me showing the cat my nunchuk skills] Me: Easily 10"