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Joke of the Day
"When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. ""She took the bed!"""
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"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."
"What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most? Getting that good D"
"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."
"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."
"I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you."
"On Jeopardy This is the largest mammal in the animal kingdom. *leans into mic* ""Who is, your mother?"""
"There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict. He kept blowing his lines."