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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"
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"Yeah I can take a hint. I'm not going to though."
"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."
"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"
"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."
"Knock Knock ! [nsfw ish] ""Whos there?"" ""Wilma"" ""Wilma whom?"" ""Wilma Dickfit."""
"Good news: Your wit is really mind-blowing Bad news: It's not my mind that I want blown"
"Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!"
"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"
"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."