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Joke of the Day
"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper."
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"Have you heard about the emo pizza? All you do is insult it, and it cuts itself."
"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"
"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."
"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."
"Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand."
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
"Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?"
"Squad goals: To have a squad"
"What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z? PI Z Z A"