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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."

"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"

"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."

"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"

"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"

"""Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God?"" ""Trick question. Lemmy IS God.""-Air Heads RIP Lemmy."

"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra"

"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"