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"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin"
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"If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas."
"What is grey and comes in quarts? an elephant."
"""I thought I was happy, but then you revved your engine so loudly and I realised YOU are what's been missing from my life"" - No girl, ever."
"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"
"What is a simile? It's like a metaphor."
"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."
"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."
"Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages? That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst"
"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."