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Joke of the Day
"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."
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"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."
"A Irishman walks out of a Bar"
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
"I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank"
"What do you call an retarded rich kid? Downstown Abby"
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"What do American beer and a canoe have in common? Both are fucking close to water."
"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""