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Joke of the Day

"What is grey and comes in quarts? an elephant."

"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."

"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"

"The invention of the shovel It was truly groundbreaking"

"Can I just drop it like it's lukewarm? It's been a long day and I'm tired."

"I think the reason old people sleep in separate bedrooms is so they don't have to wake up next to someone dead."

"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"

"How do you make a gay person angry? You tell him you've kidnapped his mother and that you want $5000 for her release, but when he comes just tell him it was a prank."

"What does ""Maginot Line"" get translated to in English? Speed bump ahead"