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Joke of the Day

"Paris joke (fair warning) Looks like America isn't the only ones who like their french fried. #fuckcommies #fuckterrorism #gofrance #goamerica #laughtoeasethepain"

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"It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?"
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