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Joke of the Day
"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"
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"Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!"
"Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?"""
"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."
"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"
"What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door? Let my peephole grow!"
"""Sir, you have to stop masturbating"" The nurse said. ""But why?"" The man asked ""Because I can't examine you while you're moving."""
"Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets."
"What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter"
"Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities..."