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Joke of the Day

"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"

"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."

"My ex girlfriend had huge tits Ahh such good mammaries"

"Why do porn stars make terrible boxers? Because they don't know how to make a proper fist."

"When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !"

"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."

"I likes my liver like I likes my Twitter. Over capacity."

"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Come buy some candy kids!"

"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."