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Joke of the Day
"How long is a meter in Spain? A Spanard"
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"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming"
"How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago"
"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar... And it was tense."
"When i heard they had invented a cure for dyslexia.... It was music to my arse"
"I'll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities."
"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"