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Joke of the Day

"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"

"Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory? He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated."

"The Largest Organ **Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body? **A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway."

"What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba? You'll know if she was faking it."

"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."

"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"

"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."

"Password not accepted. I just decided to buy something on-line and I needed to create a new password. I used the word ""mypenis"" but it was not accepted. They said it needed to be longer."

"What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator."

"What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!"