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Joke of the Day

"I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of its owner's bigotry. Thank god every other corporation is run by kind, forward-thinking people!"

"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."

"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"

"I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once."

"My parents are middle aged. ""Mine are to-"" [parents burst through bedroom door on horses] ""CHILD! DOST THOU DESIRE NOURISHMENT?"""

"I asked my wife what my rapper name should be. She suggested, ""2-PAAQ"" 2 pumps and a quiver. :'("

"A robot walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots!"" Robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business"

"right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth"