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Joke of the Day

"Born again Christian I've never understood the term ""born again Christian."" Is that someone who goes to their mother and says, ""Mom, I'm going back in, and I'm not coming out until I've found Jesus."""

"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do u have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""Uh no."""

"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!"

"When someone tells me to give them a straight answer, I make sure I go out of my way to give them a really gay one."

"What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies? Fifty Shades of Black"

"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"

"Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common They both make her eyes light up when you run into them."