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Joke of the Day

"Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common They both make her eyes light up when you run into them."

"What's a Mexicans favorite candy? Jelly beaners."

"Oregon's defense."

"I tried eating a clock earlier.. It was really time consuming"

"Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is."

"Pornography is often frowned upon. But that's only because I'm concentrating."

"A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."

"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"