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Joke of the Day
"When it comes down to it, the most important thing you can do everyday is not die."
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"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."
"I saw myself naked in the mirror. And now my hand isn't in the mood."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"
"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."
"i must be really good on the phone Whenever I call a company, they tell me they are going to use my call for training purposes."
"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"
"I know I have a great ass Because I was talking to a girl the other day and when I walked away she said ""What an ass!"""