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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies? Fifty Shades of Black"
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"What's a pedophile's favorite part about hockey? ...before the first period.( )"
"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"
"I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."
"You cant expect an honest person to beat Usain Bolt... Only a cheetah can."
"""Hey Pop"" pleaded Angelo ""can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?"" ""What's the matter with you?"" asked his father. ""Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"""
"[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German [looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea"
"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"[ cookout ] Me: OMG this ketchup is amazing! Host: yea yea we all know you brought the ketchup"