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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies? Fifty Shades of Black"
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"Been watching Sharknado. When did Tara Reid turn 60??"
"Paddy wanted to buy a Labrador.. Mick said ""Fuck that, have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"""
"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."
"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"
"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."
"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"
"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."
"Someone die? Time to get high! Come on down to Barry's Death Emporium where we put the FUN in funeral and the RAVE in grave! (BYO shovel)"