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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*"
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"The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry..."
"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can't see him 9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles* me *hits him in the face with the door*"
"Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!"
"Why are south italian men so small? Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: ""If you grow up you have to work"" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there"
"After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, ""you'll need your receipt."" I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life..."
"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"
"Organising an event for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can't come"