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Joke of the Day
"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."
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"Ultimate joke formula Q: What did (x) say to (x)? A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf? ;3 ""F*** you"""
"Did you hear about the tennis star who hit his wife? Apparently it was a backhand."
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"
"I just killed like a dozen carpenter ants and now I have no idea what I'm going to do with all these little tool belts."
"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"
"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."
"What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk? A meanderin' orange."