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Joke of the Day
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
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"They say money can't buy happiness But it can buy a boat and invite happiness over for the weekend."
"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!"
"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"
"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."
"I just spent several seconds trying unsuccessfully to delete a comma. Turns out somebody sneezed it onto the computer screen."
"What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat*"
"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."