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Joke of the Day

"Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!"

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"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"
"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"
"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"
"Engineers: ""okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"""
"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."
"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a shit"
"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""
"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn husker? One shucks between fits.."
"I have sex almost every day. Today I almost had sex, yesterday I almost had sex..."